The Feel Good Factory on Great Sex by The Feel Good Factory

Author:The Feel Good Factory
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: ebook
Publisher: Infinite Ideas Ltd
Published: 2009-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

Three

Just like the first time

Want to get the thrill back?

Here are some ideas that work.

Make it a quick one

Done right, a quickie can deliver the sort of

thrills you may not have experienced since

adolescence. In fact, many couples applaud

the quickie—it fits nicely into their schedules.

But it isn’t really a ‘quickie’ if it happens in bed;

that’s just a snatched shag. For the same

amount of time or effort you could take

your sex life to another level.

Surreptitiousness, not speed, is the essence of the quickie. The reason why it needs to be fast is not that you’re supposed to be doing something else instead, like making Sunday lunch for the in-laws, but that your mother-in-law could pop her head round the kitchen door at any moment and offer to help with the gravy. Until you’ve experienced a quickie where there’s every chance you might get caught in the flagrant act, you haven’t really had one at all.

Perhaps you doubt the aphrodisiac qualities of being caught? Think of all the couples you know who have maintained illicit ‘relationships’ for years, convinced they’re in the grip of a great passion. The truth is they wouldn’t last five minutes if their sex life wasn’t almost entirely sneaky and speedy. Quickies make for addictive sex.

Now some people don’t like quickies. They really don’t. Your partner might have gone along with it when you first got together because frankly they’d have had sex suspended from Big Ben if you seemed to think it was a good idea. Maybe it’s not really them and they don’t feel comfortable if they think they’ll get caught; they (usually men) can’t bear the thought of being embarrassed, or they don’t like getting messed up (usually women). And they don’t even get an orgasm out of it (almost certainly this applies to women). So if your lover’s in this category, you may have to accept ‘no’ gracefully or keep on trying but be prepared for a lot of rejection. Alternatively, you could just get very good at persuading your partner that fast, hot sex up against a wall is the best idea they never had.

Imagine…

Any minute now you’re expecting guests to arrive. You’re checking the barbie’s hot enough or maybe that you’ve got enough gin when you catch sight of your partner as they pass by, looking gorgeous. You reach for them, throw them up against a wall, ravish them with kisses; your hands roam over and under clothes. Your lover is surprised but begins to kiss you back.

You glance at your watch. Your guests are expected to arrive in precisely 5 minutes. There’s no time to undress. At any moment you might hear a ring on the doorbell. You fumble, push underwear aside, undo zips and buttons, reveal skin, pull clothes up and down so you achieve penetration. Fast and frantic sex is the only kind you’ve got time for. By the time your guests arrive only a slight breathlessness gives away your secret.

Any props needed?

None. Except if you’re a woman with a predilection for quickies it helps if you choose easily accessible knickers.

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